Here are simple step-by-step instructions on how to kill Hitler. Follow the steps as precisely as possible and everything will go well. No creativity needed or allowed.
Material list:
Material list:
- time travelling machine
- gun
- many bullets
- appropriate clothing
- Find a gun and a time travelling machine. Make sure both of them work properly and you know how to use them.
- Before using the time travelling machine make sure you have the gun and a sufficient amount of bullets with you. It is possible that you have to kill more people than just Hitler.
- Choose the appropriate date for your murder. Be careful about the season and the time of the day as well. If you choose a cold winter day, make sure you wear clothes and shoes that suit the weather conditions. HINT: the weather conditions should not hinder you, so I recommend choosing a nice spring day without rain or something similar.
- Make use of your time machine and travel to the desired date. HINT: No bother if you can’t find the time today, it won’t make a difference if you do it tomorrow or in a week’s time.
- Leave the time machine and kill the bastard and everyone else who’s in your way. HINT: This is not the time to be sentimental, if you’re a sensitive soul you should consider outsourcing this task.
- Get back into your time travelling machine as quickly as possible - preferably before you get caught or killed and travel back to your own time.
- Go on with your life as if nothing ever happened. We want this to stay our little secret, don’t we?
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